Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Are we still banned from the library?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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