I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."