How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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