He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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