i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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