You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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