capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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