you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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