I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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