Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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