Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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