It's Friday. Sex?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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