The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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