one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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