? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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