i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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