Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize
