She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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