I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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