ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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