My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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