with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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