I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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