walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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