I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My bed smells like the plague
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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