By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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