OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
We need to get me chipped asap
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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