Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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