we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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