Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
But theres a keg here and me gusta
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
