Dual....:-)
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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