i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
you made out with another girl for some wings
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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