idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Pants are for mortals
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
is it fun? or sober?
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