We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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