Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Let's get the cat blown out
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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