I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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