; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Tornado booty call.. dedication
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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