so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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