She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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