So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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