This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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