dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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