she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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