I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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