I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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