She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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