You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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