you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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