She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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