Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
