It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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