Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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