You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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