Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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