that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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