I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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