Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Two words: nipple clamps
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